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SpaceX - Starlink

Red Planet Party

Celebration 2024

Seattle, WA

Victory Hall at the Backyard

December 2024
 

1.) (soothing tone) Martian mud bath spa (TRT:20)

 

Time travel takes its toll ... what with all that gravitational pull. 

 

Rejuvenate in a Martian(👽) mud bath.  

Soaking in warm, Martian red mud 

will clear up everything, including skin burns from atmospheric changes. 

 

Moonrock Spa is located at 126 Galaxy Way, 

between the Red Planet Inn and Area 51 Cafe in downtown Deimos.

 

 

 

2) Martian Cola (TRT:13)

(singing) 

 

I'd like to buy Mars a cola - a Martian Cola, YEAH! 

(spoken) 

After a long day in that red dust, there's nothing more refreshing than a cold,

Martian Cola! 

Take it from me-

I'm Martin Moonrock

 

 

 

3) Rover Insurance (TRT :15)

 

You need affordable, personalized insurance to cover your new Rover. 

 

Look no further than Martin Moonrock Insurance. 

 

Our plans include red dust and suspension coverage. 

Get your quote this sol. 

 

We have the Best rates in the galaxy, or the plan you need.

That's Martin Moonrock Insurance.

 

 

 

4) Down with RPP - Dancing Song (TRT :20)

 

(singing)

Are you down with R-P-P? 

Yeah, you know it --

it's the R-P-P! 

Oh Yeah, you know it! -- 

 

(spoken)

hey! Martin Moonrock here - 

head on down to the Red Planet Party. 

 

(singing to self) 

Get on down with the R-P-P, 

Oh Yeah, you know it...--it's the Red Planet Party. 

Time to get down with the R-P-P.

**RSVP to the Party**

(singing)

 

Find your Inner Alien at 

the Red Planet Party!

 

Are you down with R-P-P?

Yeah, you know it!--

It's the annual R-P-P!

 

Hey I hear you're having a party on our planet! 

Martin Moonrock here--

but you can call me Marty. 

 

We're just a few Sols away from a night of live music, 

dancing, food & drinks. 

 

Don your grooviest red duds and channel your Inner Alien.

 

Make sure to--

 R-S (beat) V-P for 

the Red Planet Part-y 

December 14th.

 

This ain't no ordinary shindig - this party is going to be 

Out of this WORLD! 

Get your R-P-P on and --

 

"R-S (beat) V-P" 

(beat)

 A-S (beat) A-P!!

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